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To my parents, my love for expressing (i.e. fighting about) my opinions was destined to bring the family a lawyer. 

 

Unfortunately for them, I found happiness in an eclecticism that would never hold up in law school. Feed into it and you’ll subject yourself to rants on anything from The Zombies vs. The Beatles beef to the exact scene that should’ve won Eternal Sunshine best picture. 

While my passion for storytelling and knack for writing long-form ramblings isn’t bringing honor to the family name in court, I've had a hell of a lot more fun doing what I do best in advertising. 

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If you feel so inclined to learn more, feel free to reach out to the email below. I really love questions, criticisms, and compliments - but especially love job offers.